Clover and the Maenad flirt/fighting
Most of town: Awwwww
Clover: I am going to have so many holes to dig to hide your bodies when this is all over.
Two words: Titan Tush.
Rakdor to Ellothiomel discussing his missing money
Rakdor: I’m not sure who found the box with money in the woods. Ya know we’ve been having a problem with bandits around here lately.
Dmitri: What do you mean? It was Jacob. Jacob found the box in the wood.
Pumpkin Queen: You bled first for me Rakdor, will you accept my blessing to fight?
Rakdor: Is this gonna fuck up my thing with Winter?
Pumpkin Queen: I don’t know, maybe?
Rakdor looking around at the dire situation: Fuck it. I’ll take it, I’ll take it, I’ll take it!
Rakdor immediately after the battle: Hey, uh, Pumpkin Queen, I’m ready to give this power up now, can I revoke it myself? Yes? Oh thank the Gods…
Clover: I’m going to kill all of you… except Rakdor. He’s cool.
Not a quote, but the sheer depression of Aktoshvati after he got his bracelet privileges taken away from him by Intervention of Miraculous Cures.